Jonah Falcon claims to have the world’s largest penis. It’s said to be 9″ when flaccid and 13.5″ erect. Last year, Falcon made the news when his suspicious package got him stopped at the San Francisco Airport. Today, he’s hoping to cash in on his famous phallus with a new music video. The song’s not so hot, but we love that he rhymed “Jonah” with “boner.”
